Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Professor Mahmood Yakubu, has adjudged the Nigeria’s Presidential Democracy as second largest in the world. He said: “we have the largest biometric voter register in the whole of Africa and one of the largest in the world. We have about 70 million registered voters. Our own presidential democracy is only second to the United States in terms of size.” Professor Yakubu spoke on Tuesday when he received in audience in Abuja, a delegation of the Cameroonian Election Management Body, Elections Cameroon (ELECAM), led by an Assistant Director in the Commission, Mewoand Hugues Erick. The chairman of the Nigerian electoral body expressed pride that INEC had played host to a number of Election Management Bodies from other countries in the last one year, which is an indication that Nigeria’s electoral system and processes are being appreciated internationally. assured his Cameroonian counterpart: “we will be very happy therefore to share our experiences in terms of voter registration, the cleaning up of the voter registry and the deployment of the biometric voter register.” He explained that in 2015, INEC went completely electronic by deploying an electronic register with electronic voter cards which were compatible with the Smart Card Reader (SCR). These, he said, added value to the integrity of the process. “Be rest assured that you have a friend and partner in INEC, we will support ELECAM in the interest of democracy across our continent. We will continue to work towards strengthening our democracy but our democracy should also be of help to democracies everywhere especially in our own continent.” Earlier, the leader of the delegation, Mewoand Hugues Erick, said that they had come to share information and experience with INEC, especially in preparation for their country’s forthcoming Presidential Election in 2018. He listed a few technical areas where INEC’s wealth of experience would be of immense help to Cameroon’s preparation for the conduct of its presidential election. Erick requested for experience sharing in terms of Voter Registration, Distribution of Voter Cards, and Voter Education towards achieving maximum voter participation in the electoral process. [myad]
About 20 experts from Russia’s security services and Foreign Ministry are to work with Turkish counterparts as part of a probe into the killing of Ambassador Andrey Karlov at an art gallery on Monday evening, according to Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov.
The assassin, identified as a Turkish law enforcement officer, shouted Islamist slogans and denounced Russia’s military support for the Syrian government in that country’s bloody civil war.
Following a memorial ceremony attended by Turkish government officials and the wife of Karlov at Ankara airport, the body of the ambassador was being returned to Russia.
Both countries have denounced the attack as a provocation intended to disrupt a rapprochement in bilateral relations.
“We will never allow our relations with Russia to be destroyed or damaged,’’ Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said in Istanbul.
Turkey and Russia support opposing sides in Syria and have been attempting to rebuild their relations in recent months after Turkish forces shot down a Russian warplane on the Turkish-Syrian border last year.
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov and his Turkish counterpart Mevlut Cavusoglu met in Moscow on Tuesday for a series of talks to focus on the fight against terrorism, particularly in war-torn Syria and Iraq.
The talks, which included Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif, resulted in several agreements on anti-terrorism measures and the pursuit of peace in Syria, Russian state media reported.
Russia, Turkey and Iran have expressed hope that they can act as mediators between Syria’s government and opposition forces to bring peace to the country.
Cavusoglu said Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan had accepted a recommendation from Russian President Vladimir Putin to establish the joint investigation into the attack.
Turkish officials plan to rename the Russian embassy’s street in Ankara in honour of the ambassador.
“His name will live on in Ankara and in our hearts,” Cavusoglu said.
The Federal Operations Unit (FOU), Ikeja, of the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) has intercepted 102 bags of plastic rice branded “Beat Tomato Rice’’ with no date of manufacture.
The Customs Area Comptroller, Mohammed Haruna, who spoke to News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Tuesday in Lagos, said that the commodity was stored for distribution as Christmas gift to members of the public.
Mohammed Haruna said that officers of the unit intercepted the plastic rice along Ikeja area on Monday, and that a suspect was arrested in connection with the seizure.
“Before now, I thought it was a rumour that the plastic rice is all over the country but with this seizure, I have been totally convinced that such rice exists. We have done the preliminary analysis on the plastic rice. After boiling, it was sticky and only God knows what would have happened if people consumed it.
“I advise those economic saboteurs who see yuletide season as a peak period for nefarious acts to desist from such illegal business.
“The unit has decided other operational modalities that will make them run for their monies and count their losses.”
Mohammed Haruna appreciated well-meaning Nigerians who provided the service with prompt information that led to the discovery of the bags of plastic rice even as he advised the media to educate the public on the existence of plastic rice, which he said is no longer a rumour.
He assured the public that the distribution point of the particular plastic rice seized by the unit had been blocked with immediate effect, saying that investigation is still ongoing.
The controller said the unit would hand over the plastic rice to the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) for proper investigation. [myad]
The wife of the President, Hajiya Aisha Buhari, has prayed that God would assist mothers in Nigeria to witness successful wedding of their daughters.
Aisha Buhari, on her Facebook page Tuesday, expressed gratitude to friends and well wishers who joined her in prayer during and after the wedding of her daughter, Zahra Muhammadu Buhari. “On behalf of my family, I express my profound gratitude to friends and well wishers who joined me to celebrate the wedding of my daughter, Zahra. “It is my prayer that God will make it possible for us to all witness same with our children, thank you and God bless us all.” Zahra is the seventh child of President Buhari. She runs an NGO, ACE Charity Foundation, which primarily offers free medical care for people with sickle cell anemia. Zahra’s husband, Ahmed Indimi also expressed his happiness and thanked friends and well wishers who took time to celebrate with them. Dignitaries who attended the wedding included former Vice Presidents Atiku Abubakar and Namadi Sambo, Senate President Bukola Saraki and Chief Bisi Akande. The dignitaries also included Governor Rauf Aregbesola of Osun Srare, Governor Nasir El- Rufai of Kaduna State, Governor Umaru Almakura of Nasarawa State, Governor Yahaya Bello of Kogi Srtate and Governor Aminu Masari of Sokoto States. The event also witnessed the presence of business mogul, Alhaji Aliko Dangote; former boss of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Nuhu Ribadu; Senator Ali Modu Sheriff of the Peoples Democratic Party and former Governor Bola Ahmed Tinubu among others. [myad]
A prominent citizen of Turkey, Fethullah Gulen has blamed the murder in Ankara yesterday, of the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey Karlov, on the increasing insecurity in the country.
He said that Turkish and international experts had repeatedly pointed out the deterioration of security and counter-terrorism efforts due to the Turkish government’s assigning hundreds of counter-terrorism police officers to unrelated posts, as well as the firing and imprisoning of many others since 2014. In a statement sympathizing with the family of the assassinated envoy and the government of Russia, Gulen said that no terrorist act can be justified, regardless of its perpetrators and their stated purposes.
“It is the expectation of the Turkish people and the world that the government investigate the circumstances of this incident, identify those who aided the perpetrator and take the necessary precautions so that such an attack cannot be staged in the future. “I send my deepest condolences to Ambassador Karlov’s family and to the Russian people for this tragic loss. I ask God the Most Compassionate to dry the roots of terrorism and lead the world to days of peace and tranquility. “This despicable act of shooting an ambassador, who represents an entire nation, only exacerbates the Syrian conflict that has already taken too many lives and driven too many from their homelands, like adding fuel to a fire. “I urge the Turkish and Russian governments, as well as the rest of the international community, to continue to work toward a peaceful resolution to the ongoing conflict in Syria. Our work to make the world a more peaceful place must continue unabated.” [myad]
A group, known as Citizens Anti Corruption Volunteer Corps (CACVC) has planned what it called ‘exit survey’ on all those who are aspiring to run for the governorship race in the 2017 governorship election in the state.
A statement by the Executive Director of the group, Comrade Eze Harris Chuma said that the CACVC will profile potential governorship candidates by looking at their antecedents and pedigrees and publishing same.
“We promise to launch an anti corruption barometer in Anambra political space, this will be greatly supported via data gathering and monitoring exercises currently being observed. We firmly believe that it is no longer business as usual.
“Anambra state political environment must be sanitized and crooks separated from those who are without dents of corruption. Any candidates found to be corrupt, both in the past and present shall be exposed and the electorates dully encouraged to shun their political antics.
“We are aware of the ongoing indiscriminate endorsements of interested guber candidates, may we warn that no political party existing in the state will be isolated in the proposed scrutiny of candidates by CACVC. Never again will the citizens be taken for granted! Rise up now and shout down corruption!”
The group said that works on Anambra state corruption perception index is in progress even as it announced that the date for the release of CACVC Corruption Score Card would be made known on or before the end of 1st quarter 2017. [myad]
The Niger State Governor, Alhaji Abubakar Sani Bello, has asked commissioners in his cabinet to sit up and perform above average in the coming year which he said will be very decisive in his government’s desire to fulfill its promises to the electorates.
The governor, who made minor changes in the composition of his cabinet on Tuesday said: “I commend every one of you but you must all sit up because 2017 will be a year of fulfilled promises. I can give you a pass mark of 60 percent but much is expected of you by next year. Everybody must sit up because we must deliver the dividends of democracy to the electorates.”
A statement signed by the state Commissioner for Information, Culture and Tourism, Jonathan Tsado Vatsa, quoted the governor as expressing dissatisfaction with the performances of the commissioners and that he can only give them a pass mark of 60 per cent.
The governor charged the commissioners and members of the state executive council to show more commitment in carrying out their functions in accordance with his mandate, saying: “more changes will come in the new year.”
The Governor redeployed the Commissioner for Land and Housing, Haliru Zakari Jikantoro, to Local Government Affairs; the Commissioner for Agriculture and Rural Development, Alhaji Aliyu Abdullahi, to take over from him; while the Commissioner for Local Government and Chieftaincy Affairs, Kabiru Abbas Musa, is to take over from the Commissioner for Agriculture and Rural Development.
Others are the Permanent Secretaries in the Ministry of Health, Dr. Umar Ibrahim Tiffin; that of Justice, Barrister Ndagi Wali; and the Director, Hospital Management Board, Dr. Makunsidi, are to report to the Head of Service for new redeployment, while the Director, Planning and Statistics in the Ministry of Health is to resume at the Hospital Management Board. [myad]
The UN’s pivotal role in exposing massive rights violations of Turkish citizens by the current regime in the last several years has frustrated Turkey’s top Islamist ruler, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan. He has been saying that 1.7 billion Muslims in the world are not represented at the UN Security Council as if the seats were allocated on religious criteria and even claimed that the permanent member states are all Christians. He maintained that Turkey, the current chair of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation (OIC), could be the voice of all Muslims in the absence of such a voice at the UN. He eventually concluded that the UN has become a burden on all humanity and said he no longer has any expectations from this body. In one public rally, Erdoğan went as far as to say that Germany, India and Japan all think like him but were afraid to say it out loud. Lashing out at the UN has become the hallmark of Erdoğan’s public speeches, and I’m decoding here why he is doing that. Erdoğan’s total control of the media, which has effectively been transformed into a propaganda machine for the government, and the near paralysis of the political opposition under his oppressive and intrusive policies did not help Erdoğan make a credible case for the world audience. The Turkish president’s long-held dream of ascending to a caliph-like position over Muslim nations was quashed, and his naïve and rather blatant interference into the affairs of Arab and Muslim nations was thwarted in Egypt, Libya, Syria, Iraq and others. Now he appears to have panicked over the prospect of the further exposing of his clandestine business dealings that fueled armed clashes and violent events in foreign countries. The UN Security Council remains a crucial player in possibly referring this man to be tried at the International Criminal Court. Therefore, this international pariah has taken it upon himself to wage a crusade against the UN, slamming it in every international forum and during state visits abroad with the hope of undermining the UN’s role in the event this body decides to take legal action against him and his associates. The Erdoğan regime has clearly been violating approximately a dozen Security Council resolutions, in particular 10 adopted on counterterrorism such as Resolutions 2170 (2014), 2178 (2014) and 2199 (2015), which call for criminal prosecution of those member states that allow, facilitate or sponsor radical terror groups such as the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) and the Al Nusra Front and their affiliates. Official UN documents have accumulated a sizable archive on how Erdoğan and his Islamist associates have been arming and funding radical groups in foreign countries from Syria to Libya. Russia has already submitted several documents to the UN Security Council alleging Erdoğan’s family members were involved in illegal oil smuggling by ISIL, used state-owned banks to transfer funds to radicals and tapped front charity groups to deliver arms to Syrian rebels. Similarly Erdoğan’s irredentist policies with respect to another neighbor, Iraq, was also raised at the UN when Baghdad called on the Security Council to insure the withdrawal of Turkish troops from Iraq, where they had set up an illegal military camp in violation of the country’s sovereignty. The second reason why Erdoğan hates the UN so much stems from the fact that relevant UN institutions have been documenting gross human rights violations perpetrated by his regime against critics, opponents and dissidents across the board from all walks of life. In its 29th session of the Universal Periodic Review in 2015, the UN General Assembly Human Rights Council found serious shortcomings in the fulfillment of commitments by its member state Turkey and laid out a long list of recommendations. Many of the recommendations that were made at the conclusion of the review by the UN member states were rebuffed by the Erdoğan regime. At Erdoğan’s request, Turkey’s representative even declined to support the recommendations made by Syria and Egypt on preventing the movement of terrorist groups, including those benefiting from transnational organized crime, and refraining from undertaking actions beyond its borders that contribute to violations and abuses of human rights including through immediate termination of any relevant form of political, military, logistical or financial support in this regard. Ankara shied away from committing itself to “genuine and full commitment to international treaties and resolutions combating terrorism, especially Security Council resolutions 2170 (2014) and 2178 (2014),” according to a report issued by the UN on April 13, 2015. The third reason why Erdoğan locked horns with the UN is the bitter defeat his government sustained during the race for a non-permanent seat on the UN Security Council in October 2014. Erdoğan’s fall from grace in the world spotlight was confirmed when the Turkish government was only able to garner 60 votes in the election at the UNSC as opposed to the 150 votes it received only five years ago. Erdoğan’s meddling in other countries’ domestic affairs with Islamist policies and his abuse of Turkey’s status at the UN to push for his own personal interests appeared to have backfired. To protect his corrupt network of businesses with companies owned and operated by the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC) which violated several sanctions against Iran, Erdoğan at the last minute even ordered his representative at the UN to vote “no,” instead of at least abstaining, to the fresh round of Iran sanctions when Turkey held a non-permanent seat in 2010. That went against Turkey’s track record of aligning with the Western bloc, considered a betrayal by the allies that were trying to pressure Iran to give up its nuclear ambitions. Shunned and prevented from joining the Security Council for a second time, Erdoğan is trying to smear the UN in a vindictive campaign. Fourthly, Erdoğan is antagonized by the role played by the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) on how to best handle the influx of Syrian and other refugees in Turkey. For Erdoğan, refugees were simply leverage to be used against Syria in the initial years of the conflict that started in 2011. In a covert operation, the Turkish intelligence agency encouraged the first exodus from Syria, and Ankara sharply rebuffed repatriation offers by the Syrian government to take these refugees back with full amnesty and financial incentives. Instead, Turkey started building modern camps and advertising them in order to stimulate further refugee waves to put Syria next to other Muslim nations that faced “Arab Spring” revolutions. Most camps were turned into breeding grounds for Erdoğan to raise jihadists to go back to Syria and fight against the Bashar Al Assad regime. When it suited him, Erdoğan also used Syrian and other refugees as a trump card against Europe by clandestinely organizing migrant waves last year to further his political goals and arm-twist European leaders. It paid off handsomely when European leaders succumbed to Erdoğan’s blackmail, toned down their criticism of rights violations, disregarded their own values and gave Erdoğan red-carpet treatment in high-profile photo-ops at European summits. The UNHCR, led by Antonio Guterres, who is the new secretary-general of the UN, saw Erdoğan’s dirty games with refugees from the start. I met Guterres in 2014 during his visit to Ankara during which he emphasized the importance of the registry system for all refugees. Unofficial estimates say 4 million Syrians live in Turkey, but only some 2.7 million are registered. The gap is a perfect cover for Erdoğan to tap into human resources among refugees to train and arm paramilitary forces. The UNHCR also opposed the Turkey-EU deal, said it was against international law and closely monitored its implementation. UNICEF was not spared from vitriolic hate speech spewed by Erdoğan, who remarked that EU funds went to UNICEF for child refugees in Turkey as opposed to direct transfers to his government that has its own projects. Fifth, the Turkish president is angry with the UN because two prominent UN figures exposed at the global level what he has been doing in Turkey, from massive torture of opposition figures to an unprecedented crackdown on media freedom. That is why the Turkish government abruptly cancelled the visit of the UN’s outgoing special rapporteur on torture, Juan E. Méndez, scheduled to take place from Oct. 10-14, 2016. Méndez, whose six-year term as special rapporteur ended on Oct. 31, was going to investigate claims of mass torture in prisons and detention centers after the arrest of tens of thousands of people in Turkey, from journalists to doctors, from teachers to lawyers, who apparently had nothing to do with an abortive coup on July 15. His successor, Nils Melzer, was finally able to visit Turkey from Nov. 27 to Dec. 2, during which time he verified what Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch have been saying all along about wide-scale torture in Turkish prisons, detention centers and holding areas. Similarly, David Kaye, the UN special rapporteur on the right to freedom of opinion and expression, also visited Turkey in November, calling on Turkey to release all jailed journalists, whom the Erdoğan regime describes as terrorists. Kaye said he understood the Turkish government’s need to take measures to counter terror threats and protect its citizens but warned that “that does not mean that the government has a blank check to do whatever it wants to restrict freedom of expression.” In other words, both Melzer and Kaye have dealt a huge blow to the official Turkish government storyline on the torture and imprisonment of journalists, critics and opponents by exposing what the Erdoğan regime has been doing behind the façade of battling terror and coup plotters. The UN also highlighted the mass dismissal and arrest of thousands of judges and prosecutors in Turkey, drawing attention to one high-profile judge, Aydin Sefa Akay, who is serving at a UN organization that was established to deal with residual legal issues and appeals stemming from cases before UN tribunals concerning atrocities in Rwanda and the former Yugoslavia. Judge Akay was arrested on Sept. 21 and remains incarcerated despite his status at the UN, which gives him immunities and privileges. Akay, a former judge of the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda, was elected as a UN judge for a four-year term on July 1, 2012. He was again appointed to a two-year term on July 1, 2016. He was assigned to the appeals bench in The Hague for an ongoing case. His boss, the president of the Mechanism for International Criminal Tribunals, Theodor Meron, told the United Nations General Assembly and the UN Security Council about his arrest, urging them to insure his release. So far, the Erdoğan regime has balked at these requests. Most likely Erdoğan is trying to use him as a bargaining chip and to send a message to the UN and ICC that he’ll play a hardball if one day he is to be held accountable for crimes against humanity. Another irritant that troubles Erdoğan is the UN’s role in preventing Erdoğan’s long arm from reaching abroad to persecute his critics and opponents. For some time Erdoğan has been trying to export his witch-hunt campaign overseas, especially singling out a civic movement called Hizmet inspired by the teachings of US-based cleric Fethullah Gülen that focuses on science education, volunteerism, interfaith and intercultural dialogue and charity aid. Using political pressure, economic perks and even the offering of outright bribes, Erdoğan has tried to convince foreign leaders to jail or deport Hizmet volunteers and shut down their schools and institutions. In a few countries where Erdoğan has succeeded so far, teachers and other Hizmet volunteers suddenly found themselves in a no-man’s land. With their passports revoked and facing certain abuse and torture in Turkish jails if returned, they turned to the UN for refuge. In several cases, UNHCR has been able to offer legal status to stranded Hizmet volunteers and helped them navigate this troubled patch. The UN Committee on the Protection of the Rights of All Migrant Workers and Members of their Families (CMW), which monitors the implementation of the International Convention on the Protection of the Rights of All Migrant Workers and Members of Their Families, identified a series of shortcomings on the part of Turkey, which ratified the convention in 2004. UN experts at the CMW asked the Turkish government to explain how Turkish embassies and consulates comply with the relevant provisions of the convention against the backdrop of Turkish diplomatic missions refusing to issue documents to critics and opponents. There have been reports that some Turkish embassies even falsified documents and unlawfully filed missing reports to invalidate the passports of Turkish citizens abroad. Queried by the UN, the Turkish government sent its explanation on April 8, and the UN committee published its response on May 31, 2016. The UN committee also questioned Turkish diplomats in person before publishing its report, at the Palais des Nations in Geneva on April 15, 2016. The meeting, chaired by Jose S. Brillantes, the head of the UN’s CMW and a former undersecretary at the Philippine foreign ministry, saw Turkish Ambassador Mehmet Ferden Çarıkçı defending the government view that the foreign ministry is monitoring problems faced by Turkish migrant workers abroad when in fact diplomats are busy profiling critics and refusing to provide services in consular sections. For all the reasons mentioned above and perhaps even more, Erdoğan has adopted the new mission of smearing and discrediting the UN. He sent his most trusted diplomat, Feridun Sinirloğlu, a crooked official who had done Erdoğan’s dirty bidding for years as undersecretary of the foreign ministry, to monitor what is happening in UN corridors and undermine initiatives that may hurt the Turkish president and his family members. [myad]
Cameroonians got their chance of introducing into the syllabus of Comedy and Other Comic Forms (a subject I taught in my other career), what seemed like a variant of the domestic nature of humour and wit, when in the last week and more days, they forced humour out of what seemed like an ordinary situation and added to the Ice Bucket Challenge and the Mannequin Challenge, what has become known internationally as the #Bidoung Challenge or the #CourberDosChallenge.
While we were busy here disgracing the Super Falcons who won the Golden Trophy at the 10th African Women Cup of Nations Championship Football Tournament (AWCON), by refusing to pay them their entitlements, and forcing them to take to the streets to advertise national shame and disgrace, the Cameroonians who came second in the tournament, were treated to a Presidential banquet and special romp with the President and his wife. It was a special occasion in sports whereby a silver medal was better rewarded than a gold medal and in this instance, an odd commentary on sovereignty and its priorities.
There are other comparisons in terms of the attitude of the managers involved. Nigeria’s red-beret wearing Sports Minister, Solomon Dalung, a graduate of the University of Jos and a lawyer I am told, publicly confessed that Nigeria did not expect the Super Falcons to win. They got to the Semi-Finals and they were not expected to win and this was the reason their allowances were not paid? This same man, may be he should stop wearing a red beret, would later revise the English Language and say on tape that the “money that was spended on the Falcons was well spended”. Gbagaun!
Shame on WAEC! WAEC, you see your shame? How do we justify this kind of grammatical seppuku by someone who purportedly passed School Certificate English? Abi, Lobade oh, Abi, Lobatan oh. This same fellow two months back kept the Nigerian male soccer team stranded in Atlanta and wondered why they were going to the Olympics. Compare and contrast him with the Minister of Sports and Physical education in Cameroon. His name is Pierre Ishmael Bidoung Mkpwatt. His team, the Lionesses of Cameroon came second in the 10th edition of the AWCON. He got them a Presidential reception, handshakes and all that. But when it was his turn to greet the President and his wife, Mkpwatt bent down so low, the whole of Cameroon erupted in laughter and for weeks, Mkpwatt has been the butt of trans-national joke. How low should any government official bend to show loyalty to a President? Mkpwatt’s bend- down-low greeting went viral on social media, and has since inspired so many memes and imitations, with goats, cats and humans, ridiculing the Minister.
Mkpwatt was so grateful the team under his watch came second; he was willing to kiss the floor. Here in Nigeria, our own team has been subjected to ridiculous humiliation. In Cameroon, they are laughing and having fun, over their second place prize, here in Nigeria we are gnashing our teeth over our distinction, and behaving as if it was wrong for the national team to have won the gold medal. Something is not right. Cameroonians are not worrying about what was spent for their country to win the Silver Medal, Nigeria’s Sports Minister is bragging about “what was spended” to get a gold medal. When we are all spent with “spended” funds and we are left with a demoralized female soccer team that has won the AWCON eight record times, then we would probably in the future realize how we “spended” useful talents that could always lift the nation’s spirits and foreground our sovereignty in strategic areas of strength. A silver medal brought Cameroon so much humour and wit; a gold medal brought Nigeria so much agony, regret and embarrassment. This is the first sub-text of the Bidoung Challenge in the context of crucial sovereign questions.
Let us now return to Cameroon. Cameroonians obviously don’t know when to laugh. Mkpwatt’s offence is that he bent too low while paying respects to imperial leader, Paul Biya. Respect is something important to Africans. Mkpwatt probably overdid it. One online-parody showed him bending 90 degrees at a 30 metres distance remove. By any normal standards, that is too much of a show of respect. Other memes, google this, are worse, cats and goats got into the matter with Cameroonians bending so tragically low and purportedly making fun of Sports Minister Mkpwatt. What nobody has said is that the man actually being ridiculed is President Paul Biya. They are ridiculing his 34 years of autocratic rule. The national objection to autocratic, patriarchal rule through comedy is a way of saying we have had enough, sir. Why should we all bend so low to make you so important? Comedy after all as Hugh Walpole tells us, is “for those who think while tragedy is for those who feel”. Cameroonians through the Bidoung challenge are saying therefore that they are tired of the culture of subservience, too many years of Cameroonians bowing down to one man who doesn’t want to leave. When is Biya planning to leave? Beyond the comedy, this is the message. He has been President for more than 30 years. We are all tired of him. We don’t want him behaving like he is a President for life. Africa’s biggest problem is the continued existence of sit-tight rulers. Our rulers don’t believe in democracy. They believe that there will be no country without them or their sons and very soon, their daughters. Just look at Gambia, the Republic of Congo, Equitorial Guinea and Gabon. Even the recently elected leaders behave like monarchs.
In this matter, Nigerians are better off. Nigerians have now reached a stage in our democratic evolution where they seem to believe that nobody can steal their mandate. And the way they are all waiting for 2019, it looks like they believe in the sanctity of democracy. But I will like to defend Cameroon’s Sports Minister, Pierre Mkpwatt. Nobody outside Cameroon has accused him of speaking out of turn like our red beret guy who doesn’t know the elementary difference between “spend” and “spent.” But the Cameroonian Sports Minister’s biggest offence is his bending “down too low.” In Africa, I beg, that is not a big deal. There is something in Africa called eye service in the corridors of power.
Mkpwatt is the latest victim of the eye service syndrome in Africa’s corridors of power. I have seen pictures of the US President Barrack Obama carrying his own umbrella. Members of his staff call him Barrack. In Germany, Angela Merkel still cooks for her husband every Sunday, and she goes to the groceries store to get special delicacies. I am not making this up. She said so in my presence. In the Western world a leader is not considered God, he or she is a citizen. The problem we have in Africa is that the leaders behave like they are monarchs. Mkpwatt bending so low to greet President Biya was merely succumbing to an African expectation and tradition; in fact, if he had prostrated, he would not have been out of place. Abusing and maligning him is hypocritical. Any other Cameroonian would have bent just as low if not lower.
And Nigerians need not act superior. Even here, people bend too low to show loyalty to the reigning President. One prominent figure once told me that it is survival strategy. Nigerian opportunists bend even far lower, they prostrate, and they utter all kinds of stupidities to impress the man of power. Sycophancy is the biggest challenge to power in Nigeria. There are too many people approaching the man of power telling him things and seeking to influence him, They would kneel down if they have to. They will recite the Holy Books if they think that will help. They will do whatever it takes to have their way. All of this is never in the interest of the people.
A former privileged government official once told me that he found himself on one occasion at the Presidential Villa whereby he arrived and he found everyone kneeling down before the President. He thought it was odd and he didn’t think he had to kneel down. He stood his ground and stood up but the President was growling at him and he too was looking back. At that moment, he suddenly saw a respected national figure, who slumped onto his knees and started crawling towards the President, shouting “Rankadede” with clinched and raised fists, as he did so. What was he supposed to do? He went on his knees! In some government houses, the Governors sit on thrones. When they stand up, their subordinates also stand. When they sit, the subordinates also sit. When they go for lunch, or dinner, no appointee eats anything other than what the Governor eats. The protocol is that you cannot obey an order of gravity that positions you higher than the big man. This is precisely the Biodung Challenge. The Sports Minister had to stay away from and below the big man. It is worse in Nigeria where people actually kneel down or prostrate to the man of power or his wife, even when there is no need for such overt expression of loyalty.
The irony of it all is that the same people who bend down so low may not recognize the same man of power once he is out of office. The same Mkpwatt that is bending so low for President Biya may claim tomorrow that he no longer has his phone number. Unfortunately, Paul Biya plans to die in office. [myad]
The President of Turkey, Tayyip-Erdogan has described the killing of the Russian Ambassador to Turkey on Monday as an act of terrorism.
In a phone conversation with Vladimir Putin, Tayyip-Erdogan said: “We qualify what happened as a terrorist act.
“The murderers will be punished. Today this issue will be raised at the UN Security Council. Terrorism will not win out.”
The gunman, identified by the Ankara mayor as a Turkish policeman, shot the ambassador at an Ankara art exhibition, shouting “Aleppo” and “revenge.”
The Kremlin said that President Vladimir Putin had been informed.
The incident came after days of protests in Turkey over Russia’s role in Syria, although Moscow and Ankara are now working closely together to evacuate citizens from the battered city of Aleppo. [myad]
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