These are some of the loop-holes my “aging brain” noted in the two purported forms aimed at deceiving Nigerians not to support the candidature of Muhammadu Buhari.
I hope our eyes will continue to shine so that those with “POLITICAL CARCINOMA” will not continue
deceiving us. Ameen.
LOOP-HOLES ON THE PATHOLOGY REQUEST FORM
1. The pathology request form has the name of a hospital called AHMADU BELLO TEACHING HOSPITAL which cannot be the same with the one in Nigeria. The real hospital in Nigeria is widely known as
AHMADU BELLO “UNIVERSITY” TEACHING HOSPITAL (ABUTH).
2. The logo printed on the alleged request form is that of the AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY (ABU) and not that of ABUTH. Teaching hospitals bearing the name of a university located in the same city/place do not
usually share the same logo. Just these misnomers are enough to tell any sensible individual that it was a fake “report/news” about Buhari’s health status.
3. General Muhammadu Buhari (GMB) was once a head of state in Nigeria. He is a retired general in the Nigerian Army. He has been a presidential aspirant from 2003 till date. These are few of the social
statuses that should warrant GMB to, at least, be admitted in an amenity or VIP ward of any hospital in Nigeria not to talk of ABUTH (or ABTH if the name of the purported hospital on the form is to be
abbreviated). And he should have been seen by a consultant surgeon (if not even a senior consultant surgeon) before the requests were made. But looking at the purported request form, we will realize that
despite Buhari’s numerous social statuses, he was admitted into a MALE SURGICAL WARD and was seen by “one” DR. BELLO YA’U who may be a “ghost” doctor if the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria
(MDCN) will be asked to confirm if that Dr. Ya’u really exists.
4. I’m not a hospital record/health information system personnel but even as it is 669,423,700 cannot be Buhari’s HOSPITAL NUMBER as ABUTH, since inception, could not have registered over six million
patients. I stand to be corrected.
5. No good medical doctor will spell PROSTATIC as PROSTALTIC. But that is not even my concern. Assuming it was correctly spell PROSTATIC INTRA-EPITHELIAL NEOPLASIA (PIN) cannot be
secondary to prostate carcinoma (cancer) as PIN itself is a form of carcinoma. Perhaps, the requesting doctor did not pass pathology in his/her medical school.
6. The two query (??) signs in front of the carcinoma are nothing but additives to the requesting doctor’s level of ignorance because they are not supposed to be there. Even if they are, they should have been
written before the prostate carcinoma.
7. On the form we could see DATE ISSUED as 20/10/2014 and a signature below that date. Does it mean that a REQUEST FORM has metamorphosized into a REPORT FORM? In a standard hospital, more
so a teaching hospital, clinical reports/findings are not written on the same request forms. The PATHOLOGIST’s name seems to be missing on the form too.
LOOP-HOLES ON THE CHEMICAL PATHOLOGY REQUEST FORM
1. As on the pathology request form above.
2. As on the pathology request form above.
3. Some of the issues are as on the pathology request form above.
In addition, we will notice that Buhari is not just DR. BELLO YA’U’s patient but also that of DR. GAMJI A. (perhaps because ABUTH bears the name of GAMJI the late Sardauna of Sokoto, Sir AHMADU BELLO).
Dr. Gamji A may also be a “ghost” doctor if the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (MDCN) will be asked to confirm him/her.
4. as on the pathology request form above. And I don’t know when UNIT NUMBER became synonymous with HOSPITAL NUMBER that 669,423,700 appeared under unit number.
5. The two query (??) signs are seen to be in front of PROSTATIC CARCINOMA.
6. The space/row for DATE REPORTED seems to be carrying information that are not supposed to be there (PSA = 13ng/ml >80% suggestive of Prostate Ca), perhaps, for emphasis sake.
NB: These are just few of the loop-holes in the two forms that will warrant them to be fake written by one ignorant “doctor” that wished to drag the medical profession’s name in the mud.
I pray that my non-doctor friends will understand some of the medical terminologies I used. [myad]
