10 Things Every Lady Should Have In Her Purse, By Tosyn Bucknor
It’s a common joke that women have everything in their bags; it is so bad that if you were to stop one on the road and give her a ticket to any country in the world, she’d be ready!
Well, of all the things we could possibly put in our handbags, here are the Essential Ten!
Some kind of book!: Be it a novel, a writing pad, some kind of ‘old skool‘ address book, or a sheet of paper, it is important to have something in your bag to take notes with, or to at least keep you company when you get bored!
Tampons or Pads and Tissue: Because no one wants to be stuck somewhere saying, ‘I really should have gone to Shoprite…
‘Hand sanitizer or wipes: On the average day, you probably shake a million hands, touch a thousand surfaces, and go to the bathroom. Imagine all the germs you are touching and spreading and touching and spreading and…You catch my drift. Keep a sanitizer or wipes handy.
Phones and Gadgets: Phone… Duh! But gadgets, like books, keep you company when no one else can!
Make Up, Mirror and Blotting Paper: It does not have to be the full make up kit, but the essentials like lipstick or lip gloss and powder are great. Then a mirror, so you can discreetly check if you have meat stuck between your teeth, and blotting paper to absorb all that oil without ruining your make up.
Painkillers: For those pesky headaches or random pains.
Hand Lotion: No matter how moisturised you are before you leave the house, between washing your hands for meals or shaking hands and holding things, your hand loses the moisture. Dry hands are not fun so keep the lotion handy.
Deodorant and/or Perfume: You can never tell how long your day is going to get or which emergencies may pop up, so it helps to have something in your bag that keeps you fresh all day long.
Breath mints or Gum: Because bad breath will always be a no…
Money and Identification: Whether you are out on a date or out for the day, there should always be cash in your bag. There should also be a driver’s license and another form of identification with you….
Bring Back Our Girls- And Boys (?) By Bolaji Aluko
The political, revolutionary or religious credentials or antecedents of the Boko Haram are now irrelevant: this is a criminal enterprise without reprieve, as the most vulnerable in any society – women and children – have now been combined together in one fell massive swoop.
Unfortunately, echoing (and taking some poetic licence on) activist Shehu Sani on his Facebook: Nigerians want Federal Security Chief President Jonathan to rescue the Chibok girls, Jonathan (G and P) want State Security Chief Borno Governor Shettima to find the Chibok girls, Shettima wants Security Rank-and-File to get back the Chibok girls, Security wants frightened and hapless Nigerians to ‘help in finding the Chibok girls.’
Lord have mercy, this is quite messy. Nigerians and the world just want our girls back….don’t care how or by who…But for goodness sake, how many are they – 0, 80, 180, 200,
230 or 276? How can it be that after 20 days, we are still at a total loss about this exact number?
Are we even sure that there are no boys among the abductees, because we now understand that the “Girls School” had become mixed for some time now, but just-inscrutably-never changed its name to reflect that coed-dedness?
To get at this number, let us, like First Mother Dame Jonathan opined, start again with the parents: do they know where their children are who went to Chibok to sit for exams? Whether they do or they don’t, they should please come forward and tell…otherwise, are we looking for ghost girls or what?
Let us call this number A+ and A- of parents who step forward one way or the other.
Let us move on to WAEC (e.g national official Charles Eguridu): what are the names of the students who registered to do exams at Chibok? Let us call this number B; it appears to be 530.
All the students should be invited to Abuja to do their aborted exams-with assurance of safe passage, transportation and lodging-and count those who show up: let us call this number C. Those who do not show up (D=B-B) might be reasonably assumed to be either ghost exam takers, or abductees.
Next we move to the Principal of the Chibok school (i.e. Mrs. Asabe Kwabura). How many the heck were the students who reported to your schools to take the exams-let us call this number E-and how many of those who reported have been accounted for since the abduction-let us call this number F?
Somewhere between the arithmetic of the numbers A through F is the “passing grade” that shows the actual number of abducted students, so that we can actually begin to know the real immensity of our search mission-if we are not to leave any girl behind. It matters not whether they are all Christians or all Muslims, all Northerners or Southerners…or even whether they are all Nigerians or of mixed parentage or religion.
Final points: the major cause of escalation of the criminal corruption, bombings and kidnappings etc in our country is impunity, wherein the first actors are allowed to get away completely, or if punished at all, get away with light sentences due to outright bribery or some ethnic, religious, political or other elite considerations. On quite a number of occasions, alleged infractors are eliminated extra-judicially without society being assuredly comforted about due process-this happens most often with armed robbery. All of this is coupled with inadequate security intelligence, personnel, equipment and speedy dispatch to prevent crime before it occurs; or to stem it and collect credible court-tenders data while it is occurring/just occurred; or successfully prosecute and punish the crime after it occurs.
Consequently, we must work hard and pile pressure on officialdom to eliminate impunity in our society, which a relentless press and dedicated civil society are paramount for. We must punish criminals swiftly and publicly, with terms commensurate with the crime. We must also improve our security and judicial value-chain, starting with community and state policing as a sine qua non.
Meanwhile, we must continue to watch, work and pray to BringOurGirlsandBoys Back….and remember to build secure fences and provide security personnel around educational institutions and public places, and have an accurate record always of the students within.
And there you have it